> A mother and father took their 5 year old son to a nude > beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the > ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, so he asked her why. She told > her son, "Well, the bigger they are the dumber the person is. > " Her answer satisfied the curiosity of the little boy and he went back > out to play on the beach. Soon he returns to tell his mother that he > noticed that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother > replied, > "Well honey, the bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again > satisfied with her explanation, the boy returns to the beach to play. > Shortly after, the boy came running in to see his Mother and promptly > exclaims, "Mom! This is sooo cool! Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl > on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."