> >SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN-NEAR EVERYBODY > > > >1. What's the Cuban national anthem? > >Row, Row, Row Your Boat" > > > >2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > >A different bar. > > > >3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had > >a retarded baby? > >They named him "Sum Ting Wong." > > > >4. What would you call it when an Italian has one > >arm shorter than the other? > >A speech impediment. > > > >5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post > >Office is flying at half-mast? > >They're hiring. > > > >6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star > >Trek? > >Because they're not going to work in the future > >either. > > > >7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a > >sheep under each arm? > >A pimp. > > > >8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck > >schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? > >Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class > >uses it. > > > >9. What's the difference between a southern zoo > >and a northern zoo? > >A southern zoo has a description of the animal on > >the front of the cage, along with a recipe. > > > > > >10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady > >to say the F word? > >Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell > >*BINGO*! > > > >11. What's the difference between a northern > >fairytale and a southern fairytale? > >A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." > >A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna > >believe this > > > >12. My, my, how times have changed. > >Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, > >we called it the Ku Klux Klan; Today they call it the PGA TOUR. > > > >13 Why is there no Disneyland in China? > >No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.