Oh! That's what you said

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  1. 70~K5

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    Oh! That\'s what you said

    After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
    gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

    "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington,
    slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted
    to end the America's liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama
    in the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed
    the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He takes a sledge
    hammer and WHAM! nails Osama's knees. Osama is subject to similar beatings
    from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have
    the same love for liberty and America.

    As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back
    toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his
    final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

    An angel replies, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
    What the hel1 did you think I said?"

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