Paid for by Mastercard

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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
    University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the
    reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
    He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
    distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the
    bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a
    lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
    give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
    everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said
    this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside
    each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the
    best man.
    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
    private detective to tail them.
    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
    couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!".
    Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to
    the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
    He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
    people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding about the
    affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
    His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
    guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
    man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
    balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard
    "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two
    week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500. The look on everyone's face
    when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestman...Priceless.
    There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MasterCard
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester Premium Member

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!

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