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Pennsylvanian in Arkansas

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.
    A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartenderlooks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?" "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?""The man says, "I mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar: "It's okay, boys -he's one of us!"

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