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nc87k5

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Telephone rings...

***pick up***

"Hello?"

"Hi, honey, this is Daddy," .... "Is your Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Oh Yes, I do, and has upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!"

"Uh, Okay, then......hers what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddies car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?" he asks."Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's dead."

"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.....but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."

***long pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039

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Damn, I thought this was some real drama

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nc87k5

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we had a guy here at work pick on another one about going to screw his old lady and left work. the guy that was getting picked on started thinking it was true and called home and talked to his little girl. he asked where her mom was and she said in bed, well he flipped and asked her to go and pull the covers up on the foot of the bed and count how many toes were under there. MAN, talk about funny /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
 

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