Police Warning (Joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jc71355, Sep 15, 2002.

  1. jc71355

    jc71355 1/2 ton status

    Jan 13, 2002
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    Port Neches, Texas
    Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars
    to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
    females who target unsuspecting men use a new date rape drug on the market
    called "beer".

    The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
    anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

    Female sexual predators at parties and bars who persuade their male
    victims to go home and have sex with them use "Beer". Typically, a
    woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer"
    and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
    rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform
    sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be
    attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy
    memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just
    a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate
    men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a

    It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be
    shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a long-term form of
    servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Apparently, men are
    much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex
    is offered by the predatory female.

    Please! Forward this warning to every Male you know. However, if you
    fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering
    it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can
    discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank
    manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
    yellow pages.
  2. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

    Jun 7, 2000
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    Purty funny!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

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