> A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the > difference between potentially and realistically?" > > The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother > if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then > ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million > dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a > million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that. > > So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert > Redford for a million dollars?" > > The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that > money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!" > > The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with > Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" > > The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with > him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" > > The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom > Cruise for a million dollars?" > > "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million > could buy?" > > The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His > father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between > potentially and realistically?" > > The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three > million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and > a > fag."