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pretty good quotes- may (??) offend some???

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MudNurI, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. MudNurI

    MudNurI 1/2 ton status

    Jul 15, 2001
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    "If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth."

    "And then Adam said, 'What's a headache ?

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex ?
    ...Mace will do that to you." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at." Epperson's law

    "Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high."


    "The best things in life are free... Try explaining that to an angry prostitute." Daniel Bokor

    "Learn from you parents' mistakes use birth control." Bumper sticker

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
    The egg mutters, to no-one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered that question..."
  2. uglychevyZZ4

    uglychevyZZ4 3/4 ton status

    Apr 26, 2002
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    Black Diamond, Wa
    ok, you get the award for the day with the egg joke /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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