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    1. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

    2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

    3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    4. A backwards poet writes inverse.

    5. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's
    your count that votes.

    6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

    7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

    9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

    10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

    11. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully

    13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
    in Linoleum Blownapart.

    14. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

    15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

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