These were from different conversations. Jake: While watching the History Channel: A Luger? I could eat a Luger. Ike: When caught sneaking up behind me: You were about to get raped. You know why? Because you dress so promiscuously, you dirty little bitch. Jake again: When I asked who a pair of girls were that walked by: Those two girls? Skankle-Dee and Skankle-Dum. Skankle-Dee was in the coconut bra.