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Rave: Your Hummer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.
    Exact copy and paste from another website's forum (Other than the E-mail link and two words modified which is obvious)

    Rave: Your Hummer.

    Reply to: @.org
    Date: Mon May 24 13:48:09 2004

    There you were with your red, pouty lips. Gorgeous. Your friend with her long flowing blonde hair. Blasting your thumping system at noon on a Monday. You knew we were all looking at you two in your white, flawless Hummer. You were talking on your phone, laughing as you almost knocked over the messenger as you flew around the corner from Montgomery onto Sacramento. You showed him.

    As you both looked around at us peons running around on this busy Monday, throwing your snide I-think-being-head-cheerleader-five-years-ago-still-makes-me-cool looks around, we all looked to you for some guidance as to how we too could actually be *such cun!$* without speaking.

    You almost killed the 90 year old Asian man as you pulled into the parking garage on Sacramento. We were all shocked at your actions, hoping that someday, a couple of b!tche$ like yourselves would get what was coming.

    I guess you were going a little too fast to see the “Maximum Height 7’ " sign. Maybe you should have rethought those extra large tires. But, I will say that nothing, and I mean NOTHING in this world sounds as good as the roof of a Hummer being crushed by a huge, concrete overhang.

    Please, let me just say “Bravo”.
  2. darkshadow

    darkshadow 1 ton status

    Dec 6, 2003
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    haha good stupid looking car anyways

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