Reading Lesson

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  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.
    A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a
    cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:

    It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least
    three thousand years old!

    The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists
    from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge
    meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

    The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: "This
    looks like a woman. We can judge that it was family oriented and held women
    in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol
    resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them
    till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which
    means they even had tools to help them.

    Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
    if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn't grow, they would take
    to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which
    means they were evidently Hebrews."

    The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old man stood up in
    the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left.
    It says: "Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman
  2. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

    Feb 7, 2001
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    Richmond, VA
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