A Mississippi couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel in Hot Springs for their honeymoon. The new groom went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This is a very special 'casion... our weddin night... and we need your BEST room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?" The redneck fellow thought about it for awhile and then replied, "No, I guess not ... I'll just hold on to her ears 'til' she gets used to it!"