REPOST? Women vs. Men

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    Subject: Dictionary to decode women's personal ads

    40-ish..................................49.
    Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone.
    Athletic................................No breasts.
    Average looking.....................Moooo.
    Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
    Feminist...............................Fat.

    Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
    Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
    New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
    Open-minded.........................Desperate.
    Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
    Professional...........................Bitch.
    Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
    Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
    Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    Yes.....................................No
    No....................................Yes
    Maybe...............................No
    We need...............................I want
    I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
    We need to talk......................You're in trouble
    Sure, go ahead........................You better not
    Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
    I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
    You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

    DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

    I am hungry...........................I am hungry
    I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
    I am tired..............................I am tired
    Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
    I love you..............................Let's have sex now
    I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex?
    May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
    Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
    Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you
    Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
    I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.tHOU
     
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