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  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon

    The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small
    congregation in a little Texas town. One day he was
    walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a
    female member of his congregation sitting in the town
    bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was
    sinful and not something a member of his congregation
    should do, so he walked through the open door of the
    bar and sat down next to the woman.

    "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is
    no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't
    you let me take you home?" "Shure," she said with a
    slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs Fitzgerald stood
    up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.
    The reverend realized that she had had too much to
    drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her.
    When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled
    to the floor.
    After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend
    wound up lying on top of Mrs.. Fitzgerald, her skirt
    hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the
    bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of
    that carrying on in this bar."
    The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But
    you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz."
    The bartender nodded. "Well if you're that far you may
    as well finish."
  2. 83ZZ502_Jimmy

    83ZZ502_Jimmy 1/2 ton status

    Feb 7, 2001
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    Richmond, VA
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