Bubba and Earl are out driving back roads drinking. They are fairly trashed when they happen along a road block. Earl starts to panic, "Bubba what we gonna do w/ the beer! We cants go thru a road block w/ beer in the truck!" Bubba replies "Now Earl, dont you worry about a thing, I gots an idea. Well just pull over here, finish up our brews and drive right up. But whatcha gotta do is peel off the label and stick it to yer fore head. Dont say a word, Ill do all the talkin." Well they finish up their beer, peel the label off and stick it to their fore heads, drop the bottles behind the seat and drive up. The officer takes a look at Bubba and Earl and asks, "You boys been drinkin tonite?" Bubba comes thru w/ his fool proof plan to get thru and says, "Nosir, were usin the patch." And points to his fore head.