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  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

    Jan 24, 2003
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    John Kerry was scheduled to visit the Catholic National Cathedral outside
    Washington as part of his campaign. Kerry's campaign manager made a visit to
    the Cardinal and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity
    among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd
    gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon
    you'd say John Kerry is a saint."

    The Cardinal thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church
    is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

    Kerry pompously shows up looking especially smug today and as the Mass
    progresses the Cardinal begins his homily.

    "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar,
    a cheat, and a low intelligence weasel. He wrote a book and portrayed
    himself in the best light when he was a traitor to his fellow servicemen. He
    has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in for a
    medal. He married for money and is using it to lie to the American people.
    He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But
    compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint." /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

  2. bigcountryk5

    bigcountryk5 1/2 ton status

    Mar 13, 2004
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    G-vegas(Greenville) South Carolina
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