Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Dec 10, 2005.
The highway patrol's new chain control station!! PASS THAT SUCKER!!
Now put those chains on....flatlander!!
That sorta kinda happened up north cept no guard rails. Funny thing was the trailer axle was hangin off the black top just about ready to pull the tractor all the way down the overpass hill. Tractor couldn't get any traction to pull the trailer up onto the road. Took somethin like an hour and a half to get a wrecker big enough to respond.
Made a nice little rest stop on the interstate.
i seen this in an AUSTIN POWERS movie once.you;ll see.
"I'm blockading the road until my bosses cut my hours back to what they were!"
The first exit toll to leave Idaho, $50.00
what the hell is all this white mud doing on the road?
Those guys that drift ricers think their so cool, watch this butch......................................whoops
Phone conversation:"Boss...no s**t, you ain't gonna believe this.....
No Officer,I'm not "Stuck"--I'm giving the gaurd rail a "WEDGIEE"...
"DAMM!!--Sixteen forward speeds,4 in reverse--but NO SIDEWAYS!!..
" Does this mean I won't pass my CDL test,mr.driving instructor??"...
Duck, man....................I see an opening there in the middle!!!
From Smokey and The Bandit:
Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "Duck or you're gonna be talking out of your a**!!!"
One size fits all my ass.
HA HA, that's what I was thinking too!
After picking his underwear off the floor of the cab , 4xcrazy decides hes sticking to phx and driving local
thats the first thing that hit me.
The proper way to strike against high fuel prices......
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