Shareing is careing

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 3, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening.
    They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating
    there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them.

    You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple
    who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

    The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order
    with no hesitation and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table
    near the back wall and started taking food off the tray. There was one
    hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.

    The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
    half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted
    out the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in
    front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then
    set the cup down between them.

    As the wife began to eat her few bites of hamburger the crowd
    began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were
    thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can
    afford is one meal for the two of them."

    As the wife began to eat her French fries one young man
    stood and came over to the old couples' table.
    He politely offered to buy another meal for the
    old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were
    just fine. They were used to sharing everything.

    Then the crowd noticed that the little old man hadn't eaten a
    bite. She just sat there watching his wife eat and
    occasionally taking turns
    sipping the drink. Again the young
    man came over and begged them to let him
    buy them something to eat. This time
    the lady explained that no, they were
    used to sharing everything together.

    As the little old lady finished eating and was wiping
    her face neatly with a napkin the young man could
    stand it no longer. Again he came over to their
    table and offered to buy some food. After being
    politely refused again he finally asked a
    question of the little old man.

    "Sir, why aren't you eating?
    You said that you share everything. What is
    it that you are waiting for?"
    He smiled and answered...

    "The teeth"
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester Premium Member

    Feb 24, 2000
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
  3. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

    Feb 20, 2001
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is so gross.....
  4. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

    Feb 17, 2000
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    Humboldt County, CA
    Oh I just had a thought! My Dads false teeth cramed in my Moms mouth, YUCK

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