Shooting Blanks

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stickseler, Jul 23, 2005.

  1. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

    Mar 23, 2001
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    Northern Virginia
    An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The
    doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never
    felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my
    child. What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I
    have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and
    never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a
    bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of
    his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside
    the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly,
    two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think
    of that?"

    The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of
    rounds into that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
  2. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

    Jun 30, 2002
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    Salem, Or.

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