Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dontoe, Dec 16, 2005.
Cover your mouth and pretend to be eating, so we can talk about the next suicide bomber mission. The monkey said to Akbar.
Abu is that a good apple or what?
Mans thoughts: Plumpin up your little ape, you will be in my stew soon
Monkey thoughts: If you think you can take me you skinny bitch, you can fock right off... Oh and thanks for the apple. sucker.
No no, you sit like this- then they can't see up your skirt.
All in the family..
Like father, Like son...
Monkey: Im glad he gave me this im tired of eating my own poo now i can fling it on bystanders.
Abu: I am very thankful for this apple im sick of eating my own poo maybe ill feed it to the monkey.
i thought the monkey was abu... that dudes name is moostafa
I don't have a clever quote, but damn!!! Thats a fat ass monkey!
"I hope you don't think I'm going to put out just because you bought me dinner...."
Now I want a pet monkey. I could name it Resurrection Joe.
Monkey: Me want banana, not apple!
Man: That monkey's looking awfully mouth watering, it's so big.
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