Sniffer ....... A man is sitting in a plane ready to take off when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the empty seats alongside him, right at the last minute. The Lab is situated in the middle seat, being strapped in by his handler while the first man looks quizzically at the dog and the guy, and the whole strange situation. The second man then quickly explains that both he and the dog work for the airline. "Don't mind Sniffer;" he said, "Sniffer is a sniffing dog. He's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work." The plane takes off and when it levels out the handler says to the guy, "Watch this." Then he commands the dog, "Sniffer, search!" Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, then jumps up and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. The handler says "Good boy, Sniffer!" He then turns to the first man and says, "That woman has marijuana in her purse, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival." "Sweeeeet!" exclaimed the first man. Once again Sniffer is dispatched to the aisle to continue his search. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, then returns to his seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm. The handler says, "That man is carrying blow -- you know, cocaine. So again I'm making a note of this and the guy's seat number." "Unbelievable!" says the first man. For the third time Sniffer is sent on his mission. Sniffer goes up and down the aisle and after a while sits down next to another passenger. This time he races back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the place. The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from an otherwise well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What the heck is going on?" The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"