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snotty receptionist

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jan 22, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

    Nov 6, 2000
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    portland oregon
    There's nothing worse than a doctor's snotty receptionist who insists you tell her what's wrong in a room full of other patients.* I know you have all experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office.* As he approached
    the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
    "There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
    "Why not?* You asked me what was wrong, and I told you," he said.
    The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this
    room full of people.* You should have said there is something wrong with your
    ear or something, and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
    The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then returned.
    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
    "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
    "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
    The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
  2. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

    Mar 23, 2001
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    Northern Virginia
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  3. Tybee

    Tybee 1/2 ton status

    Mar 25, 2001
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    Centennial, CO

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