and trying to checkout at the self checkout because they don't have any humans in that job position right now. The machine gets screwed up 3 times and then the credit scan part of it goes nuts after I swipe the card. The "help" person with a surly attitude and smell to match is already mad at me because I needed help 3 times and she has burned aboot a twinkie walking the 40 feet between me and her. She trys to fix it by slapping it. Sensitive electronics like that. It dies. I told the "helper" to clear the transaction which she does after 3 trys and then she asks what I want to do with the stuff it the basket. Being a diplomat, I tell her to shove them. She does not miss a beat and responds "you'll need a manager for that" and walks away. I love WalMart.