So I\'m sitting in IHOP... Yesterday morning, I went to IHOP for breakfast with my parents. I wasn't planning on going, but I was up at 0600, and figured someone paying money for me to eat a steak omelette was better than anything I could whip up on my own at home /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif... So we're sitting there in complete silence. Dad said a few things about wanting to buy a VW bus with the camper package. Mom just laughed and insisted he could buy whatever vehicle he wanted to that they could afford. I just sat there looking at the attractive young ladies sitting at the table across from me. Finally, our breakfast came. I chowed down on my steak omelette, stopping only to take a drink of water. I was approximately 8/10 of the way through the omelette, when I stopped for another drink of water. The glass was almost empty, so I had to tip it back a bit to get the water. Of course, all the ice on the bottom came rushing towards my face at once with no warning at all. This caused a nice splash of water to soak my face, my jacket, and the front of my pants. I was quite irate. Now I had no chance at all with the beautiful women who I wasn't going to talk to anyway. I dried myself off, finished my omelette, and moved on to my pancakes. As we were leaving, I took one final look at these two beauties, and left.