> You read about all these terrorists, most of them > came here legally, but they hung around on these > expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, > compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late > with a video and these people are all over you. Let's > put Blockbuster in charge of immigration." > -- Jay Leno > > "What we know about Osama bin Laden is this-he's worth > $300 million, he has five wives and 26 kids ... and he > hates Americans for their 'excessive' lifestyle." > -- David Letterman > > "The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing > bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it > couldn't hurt." > -- Jay Leno > > "More and more details coming out now about spoiled > rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this week he > was one of 52 kids. Mother must be exhausted. This guy > inherited $80 million at age 13 and has since expanded > it to $300 million through construction, smart > investments and gas and oil investments. This way, he > can use the money in his war against capitalism." > -- Jay Leno > > "More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. > You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights > in a row, just like Clinton." > -- Jay Leno > > "This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth > $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole > Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money, > he'll be dead in a week." > -- Jay Leno > > "It was reported today that Osama Bin Laden has 51 > brothers and sisters. Which absolutely shocked me > because I had no idea he was Catholic" > -- Conan O'Brien > > "One of the Taliban spokesmen said they have thousands > of men who look forward to death like Americans look > forward to living, which is great because we can > arrange that. We'll set them up with death, we'll > continue living." > -- Jay Leno > > "Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to > be people in this town couldn't wait to get an > envelope full of white powder." > -- Jay Leno > > "Tomorrow night on NBC a very special episode of West > Wing, it makes a direct reference to what happened in > New York City. The exact plot is being kept top > secret. We are the only country in the world where we > put our battle plans on CNN, but the plots to our TV > shows are top secret." > -- Jay Leno > > "There was a rumor that Jesse Jackson was going to go > over there to talk with the Taliban; apparently they > were having trouble rhyming the word Jihad." > -- Jay Leno > > "Now this really annoys me: All these people getting > on the Internet and saying Nostradamus predicted this. > If Nostradamus were alive today his name would be Miss > Cleo and he'd be charging $2.99 a minute." > -- Jay Leno > > "U.S. Government has said they are now going to go > after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You > know what they should do? > They should transfer bin Laden's funds to my bank. > They'd mess up his deposits, screw up his statement > and nickel and dime him to death with service > charges." > -- Jay Leno > > "People want to say there isn't racial profiling at > the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is > Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, arrive at the > airport extra early." > -- Jay Leno > > "Eleven members of the Washington Redskins Monday were > exposed to a mysterious white powder they had never > seen before: The end zone." > -- Jay Leno > > "President Bush has urged people to get back to normal > and today Congress announced that they are accepting > bribes again." > -- Jay Leno <a target="_blank" href=http://community.webshots.com/user/thatguydrew23>http://community.webshots.com/user/thatguydrew23</a> "JEEP....SO GIRLY, BARBIE HAD TO HAVE IT"