Some funny hahah Taliban

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  1. fr8train

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    > You read about all these terrorists, most of them
    > came here legally, but they hung around on these
    > expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now,
    > compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late
    > with a video and these people are all over you. Let's
    > put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "What we know about Osama bin Laden is this-he's worth
    > $300 million, he has five wives and 26 kids ... and he
    > hates Americans for their 'excessive' lifestyle."
    > -- David Letterman
    > "The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing
    > bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it
    > couldn't hurt."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "More and more details coming out now about spoiled
    > rich kid Osama bin Laden. Time reports this week he
    > was one of 52 kids. Mother must be exhausted. This guy
    > inherited $80 million at age 13 and has since expanded
    > it to $300 million through construction, smart
    > investments and gas and oil investments. This way, he
    > can use the money in his war against capitalism."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden.
    > You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights
    > in a row, just like Clinton."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth
    > $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole
    > Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money,
    > he'll be dead in a week."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "It was reported today that Osama Bin Laden has 51
    > brothers and sisters. Which absolutely shocked me
    > because I had no idea he was Catholic"
    > -- Conan O'Brien
    > "One of the Taliban spokesmen said they have thousands
    > of men who look forward to death like Americans look
    > forward to living, which is great because we can
    > arrange that. We'll set them up with death, we'll
    > continue living."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "Things have really changed here in Hollywood. Used to
    > be people in this town couldn't wait to get an
    > envelope full of white powder."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "Tomorrow night on NBC a very special episode of West
    > Wing, it makes a direct reference to what happened in
    > New York City. The exact plot is being kept top
    > secret. We are the only country in the world where we
    > put our battle plans on CNN, but the plots to our TV
    > shows are top secret."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "There was a rumor that Jesse Jackson was going to go
    > over there to talk with the Taliban; apparently they
    > were having trouble rhyming the word Jihad."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "Now this really annoys me: All these people getting
    > on the Internet and saying Nostradamus predicted this.
    > If Nostradamus were alive today his name would be Miss
    > Cleo and he'd be charging $2.99 a minute."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "U.S. Government has said they are now going to go
    > after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You
    > know what they should do?
    > They should transfer bin Laden's funds to my bank.
    > They'd mess up his deposits, screw up his statement
    > and nickel and dime him to death with service
    > charges."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "People want to say there isn't racial profiling at
    > the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is
    > Mohammed, and your last name isn't Ali, arrive at the
    > airport extra early."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "Eleven members of the Washington Redskins Monday were
    > exposed to a mysterious white powder they had never
    > seen before: The end zone."
    > -- Jay Leno
    > "President Bush has urged people to get back to normal
    > and today Congress announced that they are accepting
    > bribes again."
    > -- Jay Leno

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