Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, ….what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday. Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's Disease? A: You make new friends every day. Q: How do you circumcise a Redneck? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What do fat women and mopeds have in common? A: They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see either one. Q: Why did Michael Jackson send $50,000 to "Boys to Men"? A: He thought it was an escort agency. Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? A: You can unscrew a light bulb.