This older customer of ours came into the shop today needing some work done on a generator bracket for an old Lincoln flat head V-12. I went over to his house with him to see what was up, and on the way back he asked if that was Dick's (my gpa) daughter there in the office. (He didn't know I was Dick's grandson yet) I said yeah, and before I could mention she was my Mom, he said, "Well, she's getting to be and ugly old fart, isn't she!" I love my mom, and she's not really old or ugly, but I cracked up hard - and then told him she was my mom! He got really embarassed and kept cussing at himself and apologizing. It's even funnier cuz my mom is only about 55 and he's old enough to be her dad. I told him no worries...funny stuff. My brother about wet his pants when I told him.