Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dremu, Sep 28, 2006.
I am having ass-plosions of the worst kind.
That is all.
You aint got nothing!!
3 sloppy joes are trying to rip me a new one!
Drink a quart of apple juice, that should help...
I'll sleep better tonight knowing that............
If that does not work, a bag of prunes will do wonders.
Oh my ****ing god, me too. I went to Applebees and I'm trying to study for a calc test but I ended up just leaving my Summit catalog in the ****ter because I end up running back there every five minutes.
I was gonna say the same thing......
awww man you guys talk about everything!!!LOL thats so cool
That is some bad ass juju, I tell you.
i like saying " fire in the hole!!!!!!" LOL some times you feel like getting a fluffy white dog to wipe your self!!!LOL so so flufffy!!!!
Public restrooms....shaking the stalls, and screaming "God, rid me of my sins!" while others are releiving themselves...Priceless.
I'm gonna have to try that in a few minutes. I'm also a fan of "I don't remember eating that"
"I *swear* I chewed that spaghetti on the way down!"
at a track meet on year I had a friend that was goofy as hell and said he really needed to take a crap before he had to run. they gave us little bags of trail mix with cranberries in them and I told him to eat all the cranberries. he almost missed his race cause he sat in the bathroom for 45 mins. said he woiuld never eat another on.
Anal leakage, it's no joke!
I think you'll enjoy this one then.
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