*SPECIAL BULLETIN* > all Americans and Canadians > unite together in a common cause to > root out terrorists hiding in our community. > Since Muslim extremists cannot > stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a > naked woman that is not one's wife, > on this coming Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m. EDT, > all North American women are asked to walk out of their house > completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. > Circling your block for one hour is recommended > for this anti-terrorist effort. > > All men should position themselves in lawn chairs > in front of their houses to prove that you think it's > OK to see other women nude. > Since they do not approve of alcohol, > a cold six-pack at your side is further proof > of your anti-terrorist sentiment. > Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to > CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia. > > We appreciates your efforts > to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts. > Please, by all means, send this to your fellow > Patriots to ensure 100% participation.