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Spiders In The Garden

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, Aug 12, 2005.

  1. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

    Jul 17, 2004
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    High velocity, Low altitude
    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

    "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.

    "Well, that might be OK in California, BUT we're not having any of that crap in Louisiana"
  2. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

    Jan 9, 2002
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    Gettysburg, SD
    Phbbbbbbbtbtbtbt :haha:

    I find that funny on a different level than most though

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