Here's something from this month's Car Craft. Thought you guys might enjoy it! 1. "This public service announcement brought to you by Castrol Syntec." Let's see, a few words from "star" Paul Walker on how bad street racing is followed by 107 minutes showing us how wonderfully dramatic it is. 2. "Yo, Try Fatburger from now on. You can get yourself a double cheese with fries for $2.95." A double Fatburger with cheese is really $5.49 and fries are another $1.69. Like we wouldn't know. 3. "I need nos!" Then say nitrous, you jackass 4. "amateurs don't use nitrous oxide. I've seen the way you drive; you've got a heavy foot. You'll blow yourself to pieces!" Oooohhhhh... nitrous is so scary! 5. "I need one of those big ones. Actually, let's make it two." Because a nitrous system's worth is measured by the size of its bottle? 6. "Granny shifting, not double-clutching like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of nos didn't blow the welds on the intake." Um, has this guy ever driven a car? 7. "Yo. You know you owe me a 10-second car, right? Excuse us, you mean that puke-green Mitsubishi was runnign 10s? Our spleens just burst. 8. "That was an $80,000 vehicle officer." An $80,000 Mitsubishi Eclipse?! The neon undercarriage lighting must have been really expensive. 9. "I've never driven her." / "Why not?" / "Scared the ***** out of me." It's a '70 Charger! The only decent car in the whole movie, and he's scared of it? Let's get Vin Diesel over to Cedars-Siani so they can check for the presence of testosterone in his body. 10. "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage. Not the store. Not my team and all their bull****. For those 10 seconds or less, I'm free." Um, Vin, would that be the first 10 seconds or the second 10 seconds of your run in that Mazda that you're free? BONUS! "Ever since the first time I met you, I've been undercover. I'm a cop." / "Oh you bastard." Yeah, who'd have guessed the only blond-haired, blue-eyed guy amid all the blacks, latinos, and asians was a cop?