Subject: South Dakota News

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  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

    Mar 30, 2002
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    South Dakota News: This text is from a county emergency manager out in
    the western part of South Dakota state after the recent snow storm.


    Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from an Historic
    event --- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions"
    --- with

    A historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH
    that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded
    hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads,
    isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands.

    * George Bush did not come....
    * FEMA did nothing....
    * No one howled for the government...
    * No one blamed the government
    * No one even uttered an expletive on TV...
    * Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit...
    * Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else...
    * Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either..
    * CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this
    category 5 snow storm...
    * Nobody demanded $2,000 debit cards.....
    * No one asked for a FEMA Trailer House....
    * No one looted....
    * Nobody - I mean Nobody demanded the government do something.
    * Nobody expected the government to do anything either
    * No Larry King, No Bill O'Rielly, No Oprah, No Chris Mathews and
    No Geraldo Rivera.
    * No Shaun Penn, No Barbara Striesand, No Hollywood types to be
    found. And ,
    * Nope, we just melted the snow for water.
    * Sent out caravans of K5's and burb's to pluck people out of snow engulfed
    * The K5 and burb drivers pulled people out of snow banks and didn't ask
    for a penny.
    * Local restaurants made food and the police and fire departments
    delivered it to the snow bound families.
    * Families took in the stranded people - total strangers.
    * We fired up wood stoves.
    * Broke out coal oil lanterns or coleman lanterns
    * We put on an extra layers of clothes because up here it is "Work
    or Die".
    * We did not wait for some affirmative action government to get us
    out of a mess created by being immobilized by a welfare program that
    trades votes for 'sittin at home' checks.
    * Even though a Category "5" blizzard of this scale has never
    fallen this early...we know it can happen and how to deal with it
    * "In my many travels, I have noticed that once one gets north of
    about 48 degrees North Latitude, 90% most of the world's social problems

    There you have it ......
    Just another reason why "BIKE WEEK" is held
    in the Black Hills of South Dakota ....
    and not in New Orleans!!!
  2. gauder

    gauder Banned

    Aug 26, 2005
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    Well see, that just shows you: George Bush doesn't care about white people. j/k lololololololol

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