Tech Support

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  1. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

    May 7, 2004
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    Hickory, N.C.
    Couple of new ones, at least to me!


    Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just
    doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

    Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?

    Customer: Yeah..

    Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?

    Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD
    player and all I get is weird noises. Listen....

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    Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

    Female customer: A white one...

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    Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

    Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?

    Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

    Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

    Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
    on my desk... sorry....

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    Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.

    Customer: Your left or my left?

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    Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?

    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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    Customer : My keyboard is not working anymore.

    Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

    Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

    Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

    Customer: Okay

    Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?

    Customer: Yes

    Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another

    Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work

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    Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
    letter V as in Victor, the number 7.

    Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

    Customer: I can't get on the Internet.

    Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?

    Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

    Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?

    Customer: Five stars.

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    Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?

    Customer: Netscape.

    Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.

    Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on
    my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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    Tech support: How may I help you?

    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

    Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

    Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get
    the circle around it?

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    And last but not least ...

    Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same
    time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the
    letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."

    Customer: I don't have a P.

    Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.

    Customer: What do you mean?

    Tech support: "P"... on your keyboard, Bob.

    Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!
  2. hunterguy86

    hunterguy86 1/2 ton status

    Jan 10, 2005
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    San Marcos, Texas
    This is my life every day at work!!!!!!!1111
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
  3. zeroz400

    zeroz400 1/2 ton status

    May 30, 2004
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    Libertyville, IL

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