Ten thoughts for '06

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  1. wasted wages

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    Ten Thoughts for the New Year

    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible
    rate at which one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
    you're a naked woman and your man is without an
    erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for
    a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they
    won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really
    good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
    when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid
    someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the
    weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
    hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you
    thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, p eople took acid to make the
    world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
    Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly
    where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
    the millions and millions of cows in America but we
    haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
    immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should
    put the Department of Agriculture in charge of

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