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  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Jan 21, 2001
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    On a tour of Texas the Pope took a couple of days off his itinerary to visit the Texas coastline on
    an impromptu sightseeing trip. His 4X4 Pope mobile was driving along the beautiful shoreline when
    there was an enormous commotion just off the headland. They rushed to see what it was and upon
    approaching the scene, the Pope noticed in the water a hapless man wearing a University of Texas
    football jersey, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

    At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing Oklahoma Sooner football jerseys roared into
    view from around the point. Immediately, one of the men took aim and fired a harpoon into the
    shark's ribs, immobilizing it instantly. The other two reached out, pulled the Texas man from the
    water, and then, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.

    They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious man into the boat along with the dead shark, and then
    prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic shouting from the shore. It was the Pope
    summoning them to the beach.

    After they reached shore, the Pope praised them for the rescue and said, "I give you my blessing for
    your brave action. I had heard that there were some bitter hatred between the people of Texas and
    Oklahoma, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true. I can see that your society
    is a truly enlightened example of true harmony and could serve as a Christian model on which other
    peoples can follow."

    He blessed them all and drove off in a cloud of dust.

    As he departed, the harpooner asked the others, "Who was that?"

    "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct contact with God and has access
    to all God's wisdom."

    "Well," the harpooner replied, "he don't know nothin' about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up
    Okay, or do we need to get another one?"
  2. zcarczar

    zcarczar 1/2 ton status

    Feb 10, 2002
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    Apple Valley California
    LMAO! Good one!
  3. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

    Oct 29, 2001
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    corpus christi, texas.
    /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif haha good one tho. just wait till ou playes ut. man poor ou when they get whooped. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif lol. later.


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