That\'s once An old farmer and his brand new young bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the younger horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the young tender horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little while, the gelding stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride scolded him, "That was so stupid!" The farmer said, "That's once."