The affair (part 4)

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    The Fourth Affair
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    > A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
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    > opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then
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    > she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with
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    > talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend
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    > you're a statue."
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    > "What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the
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    > room. "Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths
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    > bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us
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    > too."
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    > No more was said about the statue, not even later when they
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    > went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed,
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    > went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of
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    > milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an
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    > idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a
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    > glass of water."

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