A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when during the tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?" The doctor that was leading the tour explained "I'm very sorry but this man has a serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that several times a day, he will be in extreme pain and his testicles could rupture". "Oh, well in that case, I guess it is ok" commented the woman. In the very next room they could see that the nurse was performing oralsex on a different male patient and again the woman screamed "Oh my God!" "How can that be justified?" she asked. The doctor replied..... "Same illness, better health plan".