<font color=blue>This guy gets an invitation for a fancy costume party but doesn't know what to go as, but at the last minute he thinks of an idea and heads off to the party. He rings the doorbell and when the host opens the door she finds him standing there with no shirt, shoes or socks. She says, " What are you supposed to be ? " He replies, " I'm a pre-mature ejaculation ....... I just came in my pants. "