There once was a very tired guy. He had not slept since 1 oclock the day before. He went to his room(where he keeps his dishes) and grabbed a spatula so he could make scrambled eggs. He stopped and grabbed a fork as well. When he reached the kitchen... all he had was a fork. 3 hours later, he still has no spatula. So yeah, I lost my spatula somewhere between my room and the kitchen. I've turned both upside down looking for it. This is ridiculous. I want to make spaghetti and the ONLY thing standing in my way is this damn spatula!!! I'm sure if some other person walked in, it would be staring them in the face. I just can't see it. UPDATE AT THE END!!