A North Carolina redneck passed away and left his > entire estate in trust for his beloved widow. > However, she can't touch it until she turns 14. > > Folks in Georgia now go to some movies in groups > of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not > admitted. > > The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been > raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol > out of the high schools. > > In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called > documentaries. > > How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is > married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides > of his pickup truck. > > Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The > winner gets $3 a year for one million years. > > Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock > burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer > park. > > The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is > Interstate 40. > > An Alabama State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. > He asked the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver said, > "Bout what"?