>The Miracle Of Toilet Paper > >Fresh from her shower, >a woman stands in front of the mirror, >complaining to her husband that >her breasts are too small. > >Instead of characteristically telling >her it's not so, her husband >uncharacteristically comes up with >a suggestion. > >"If you want your breasts to grow, >then every day take a piece of toilet >paper and rub it between your breasts >for a few seconds." > >Willing to try anything, the wife fetches >a piece of toilet paper and stands in front >of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. > >"How long will this take?" she asks. > >"They will grow larger over a period >of years," he replies. > >The wife stops. "Do you really think >rubbing a piece of toilet paper between >my breasts every day will make my >breasts larger over the years?" > >Without missing a beat the husband >says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"