Well, it's sh!t...that's right, sh!t! Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get [darn]-faced, be sh!t out of luck, or have sh!t for brains. With a little effort, you can get your sh!t together, find a place for your sh!t, or be asked to [darn] or get off the pot. You can smoke sh!t, buy sh!t, sell sh!t, lose sh!t, find sh!t, forget sh!t, and tell others to eat sh!t. Some people know their sh!t, while others can't tell the difference between Sh!t and Shineola. There are lucky sh!ts, dumb sh!ts, crazy sh!ts. There is bull sh!t, horse sh!t and chicken sh!t. You can throw sh!t, sling sh!t, catch sh!t, shoot the sh!t, or duck when the sh!t hits the fan. You can give a sh!t or serve sh!t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep sh!t, or be happier than a pig in sh!t. Some days are colder than sh!t, Some days are hotter than sh!t, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like sh!t, things can look like sh!t, and there are times when you feel like sh!t. You can have too much sh!t, Not enough sh!t, The right sh!t, The wrong sh!t, or A lot of weird sh!t. You can carry sh!t, have a mountain of sh!t, or find yourself up Sh!t creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your sh!t, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a sh!t, or not do so, If you don't give a sh!t. Well Sh!t, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do Give A Sh!t and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of sh!t. But if you happened to catch a load of sh!t from some sh!t head...Well...sh!t happens. P.S. I'm guessing that the original author is probably not a religious man because he makes no reference to the existence of "Holy Sh!t".