I'll start. The moldy donuts Back in August, I was working my last two days at Safeway. They had scheduled me for the 5am shift. I didn't get up early enough to make breakfast, so I stopped at a quikie mart on the way to work. I picked up some Hostessy goodness, in the form of a 6-pack of powdered, raspberry filled donuts. I ate three on the way to work, and saved the other three for breakfast the next day. On the way to work the next day, I was walking under a streetlight (no car at the time), and happened to look at the donut I was eating. It was the last half of the sixth donut of goodness. Something was amiss. Inside the donut, there was a hint of raspberry filling visible. Far less than there should have been. Upon closer inspection, I saw the dough had been FULLY replaced by a fuzzy grey mold. I stopped, and briefly considered finishing it anyway (I've eaten worse). I ended up tossing it, wishing I had more donuts. The date on the box was two weeks previous. What are some of your funny stories? I'll post up another one later.