The Road To Riches

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  1. Z3PR

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    Mar 30, 2002
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    Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended
    college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended
    college and never had much ambition.

    The successful one said, "How has everything been going with

    "Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my
    finger on a word and it was oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy,
    did the oil wells gush. Then another day I dropped my finger on
    another word and it was gold. So, I invested in gold and those
    mines really produced. Now, I'm as rich as Rockefeller."

    The successful friend was so impressed that he rushed to his
    hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, flipped it open, and dropped his
    finger on a page. He opened his eyes and his finger rested on the
    words, "Chapter Eleven."

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