A Texan buys a round of drinks for all the folks in the bar after announcing that his wife had just given birth to a "typical" Texas baby boyweighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered from everyone. Exclamations of WOW filled the air. A woman faints from sympathy pains. Two weeks later the Texan returns to the same bar. The bartender asks "Hey, aren't you the father of the "typical" Texas baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth. "Yep, that's me" replied the Texan. "Well, how much does he weigh now"? "Seventeen pounds" answered the proud father. "Seventeen pounds! what happened? He weighed 25 pounds at birth" said the puzzled bartender. The Texas father takes a slow swig from his lone star beer, wipes his mouth on his sleeve, leans into the bartender with his best Texas accent and says: "HAD HIM CIRCUMCISED"!