So Friday night at around midnight, I decided I had the munchies. So I got in the truck and headed to the Chevron. On the way there I saw a newer white Ford Mustang in the ditch on the side of the road with an older women standing there looking lost. So I stopped. Turns out she was drunk, trying to chase her husband who was on his way to his gf's place. 52 years old, married 25 years etc etc blah blahj blah. So I told her I can pull you out of this, but you have to promise me you're gonna go home. She lived less than a mile away. So I pulled her out and she went on home. lol Then Saturday afternoon I stopped at a Wendy's in the Wal-Mart parking lot. I was backed into my parking spot, sitting in the truck eating my food. I watched this little old fat women walk out of Wal-Mart, accross the parking lot to the mini van parked directly accross from me. She loaded her stuff up, got in, and proceeded to back out of her spot right into the brush gaurd on the front of my truck. Hard enough that it made the soda sitting on the dash slosh over. Was funny cause I knew it was gonna happen. She drove away like nothing happened, went accross the parking lot behind a bush where she thought she couldn't be seen and got out to inspect the damage to her van. The rear passenger dore was caved in pretty good...hahaha!!! No damage at all to my truck...I didn't even bother to get out and look. Anyways....Wtf? Makes me wonder if humans really are the only "self aware" species on the planet.