Two Nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint the room in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock on the door. "Who is there," calls out one of the Nuns. "The blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two Nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?